I hopped up and said, "I don't know, do you wanna get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!"
I'm like, "No, I said delivered"
She's like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know what I said,"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
I could just listen to that one part over and over and over again. (I certainly haven't done this, not at all, of course not, I would NEVER.)
Other gem lyrics that I love include (but are not limited to):
Remember that time I said I knew Pauly Shore? Pauly Shore? That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for. (From "Confessions Part III", Parody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher.)
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget, I'm so sorry Debbie, I mean, Bridget! (Again with "Confessions Part III", my second favorite song after "Trapped In The Drive Thru").
I sued Colorado...cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming! (From "I'll Sue Ya", an original that is a style parody of Rage Against the Machine.)
Those are the ones I'm obsessing over right now. Nothing beats the liver dialogue, NOTHING. I was telling auracel how desperately I wished I'd written "Trapped In The Drive Thru", because it is INCREDIBLE word padding. Chris Baty would be proud.
OKAY I'M DONE