YOU CAN TOTALLY REGISTER FOR NANOWRIMO. I TOTALLY JUST DID, TOO. HOLY CRAP FORUMS.
Bluuuuuuuuuuuurgh. Oh, ok, so Friday? When I went to work? I walked up to the front door to open it and walk in as usual. But instead of a door, like there's supposed to be, there was a big gaping hole where somebody had chunked a brick STRAIGHT THROUGH IT.
My boss's laptop was all that was stolen. I got to spend the morning cleaning up shards of glass. Oh, but that's not the best part. The BEST part was that Glenn Beck was not in the studio for some reason that I totally didn't hear completely, but I think it was that he got bit by a snake or something. SO THERE WAS NO GLENN BECK TO EASE MY BROKEN GLASS PAIN. AND NO MORE-ON TRIVIA. Life on Friday was made of nigh infinite pain.
In other news, Jim & Jessie have decided to completely re-do the office. They are painting the walls nuclear green (Jim's favorite color), starting darker at the bottom and fading lighter up to the top. The ceiling here is also being painted.
Whilst moving all the dang furniture and crap out of the office, Jessie was struck with a fit of inspiration. The carpet? All mangled and filled with god knows what molecules of bacteria and toxins? WHO THE FUCK NEEDS IT???? We totally ripped that shit up to reveal the old tile that was there before. (I say "we". I mean they ripped it up, and I voiced my moral support. That stuff was wretched.) In its place, they are going to paint a giant radiation symbol on the floor. IT WILL. BE. BAD. ASS.
OMG NANOWRIMO FORUMS. BYE.