Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

  • Mood:
  • Music:
Fun with mistaken idenity:
Thruought my life, I've been told that I look like this person:

THIS person:

And, most recently, THIS person:


For those of you who don't know, girl #1 is Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All. Girl #2 is Sally from 3rd Rock From the Sun, and girl #3 is Jan Brady from A Brady Bunch Movie.

I don't know how I feel about this.

I guess if you've ever wondered what I look like, you can just imagine a combination of those three and that's me. Personally, I think I look most like Clarissa.

For a long time, I desperately wanted to look like Clarissa. Then people started telling me I did.

And they DIDN'T STOP.

And I didn't want to look like Clarissa anymore.

Which was good, because about two years later I started looking like Sally. Now I look like Jan Brady, but mostly only to Aaron.

I guess this is okay, because I can identify with each of these people to an extent.

Clarissa had cool clothes. I STILL wish I had her clothes, even if I no longer desire to look like her. And her best friend is a guy, and my best friend was a guy for most of my life, and I guess he's still my best friend, I just never get to see him anymore. And she put all sorts of stuff on her walls which I do too. And her mom was obsessed with health. MAN, can I relate.

Sally was a alien. Naturally, she had NO clue what she was doing on earth. I can relate to THIS, because I feel the same way. I don't know what I'm doing most of the time. Plus, she's the prettiest of the three, so I don't mind being told I look like her.

Jan, well, poor Jan, she hardly ever gets credit for her ideas, and is always shoved to the background. I can relate on account of hardly ever being able to finish my stories, on account of other people interrupting and not getting back to what I was saying. And for the credit thing...*sigh*. Maybe I should just expect less of people. But, for example, at school, I wrote this fabulous song to sell these pads that you put in the seat of your chair to make it more "comfortable"...it went like this: "Butt pads for sale, butt pads for sale, if you buy a butt pad, your butt won't hurt." Me, I thought this was brilliant. A few shows later (this was during theater), I teach the song to a couple of other girls. They decided "Butt pad" is crude. They change my brilliant tune to go like THIS: "Cushions for sale, cushions for sale, if you buy a cushion, your tush won't hurt."

What EVER.

And suddenly, it's a hit...and everyone's saying how brilliant THEY are.

Perhaps I shouldn't get to offended by this, but still. Principle.

What was the purpose of this post? I forget.

Oh well.
Tags: bitching, emo, high school, memories, nostalgia, people i look like, tv, weird, whining
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 7 comments