amused> Hello, I am Eliza. How can I help?
* My armpits smell.
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* Oh, sorry. Hello.
> What feelings do you have when you apologise?
* Good question! Smelly ones, I guess? My armpits smell, you know.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Yeah, well, who's problem is that?
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* That's okay. Neither do I.
> What does that suggest to you?
* That I should think more about myself?
> But you are not sure you more about yourself?
* What the hell do you mean, lady?
> Oh... mean, lady?
* Are you smelly, too?
> Would you prefer if I were not smelly, too?
* Yes.
> I see.
* Anyway, my armpits smell.
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* Why, no! Thank you for asking!
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Well, I have smelly armpits. And low self esteem.
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* My self esteem is low due to my smelly armpits.
> What does that suggest to you?
* That I should use deodorant.
> Can you elaborate on that?
* Using deodorant would make my armpits less smelly.
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* Stop repeating yourself!
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* Thank you, Eliza, you've solved everything!
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* No.
> You are being a bit negative.
* Sorry.
> Don't be so defensive!
* Sorry!
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* You won't listen, you never listen, I HATE YOU.
> Oh... won't listen, me never listen, you HATE me?
* Yes.
> I understand.
