Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
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My conversation with Eliza, Computer Therapist

My Info Systems teacher showed us Eliza, Computer Therapist. I am kind of in love with her.

> Hello, I am Eliza. How can I help?

* My armpits smell.

> Don't you ever say Hello?

* Oh, sorry. Hello.

> What feelings do you have when you apologise?

* Good question! Smelly ones, I guess? My armpits smell, you know.

> We were discussing you, not me.

* Yeah, well, who's problem is that?

> I'm not sure I understand you fully.

* That's okay. Neither do I.

> What does that suggest to you?

* That I should think more about myself?

> But you are not sure you more about yourself?

* What the hell do you mean, lady?

> Oh... mean, lady?

* Are you smelly, too?

> Would you prefer if I were not smelly, too?

* Yes.

> I see.

* Anyway, my armpits smell.

> Say, do you have any psychological problems?

* Why, no! Thank you for asking!

> We were discussing you, not me.

* Well, I have smelly armpits. And low self esteem.

> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

* My self esteem is low due to my smelly armpits.

> What does that suggest to you?

* That I should use deodorant.

> Can you elaborate on that?

* Using deodorant would make my armpits less smelly.

> Say, do you have any psychological problems?

* Stop repeating yourself!

> I'm not sure I understand you fully.

* Thank you, Eliza, you've solved everything!

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

* No.

> You are being a bit negative.

* Sorry.

> Don't be so defensive!

* Sorry!

> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

* You won't listen, you never listen, I HATE YOU.

> Oh... won't listen, me never listen, you HATE me?

* Yes.

> I understand.
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