Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

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TEN DAYS LEFT.

Do you realize that there is sugar EVERYWHERE???? HOLY SHIT. This morning I woke up, and I felt great! I had a banana and felt full and satisfied and had no desire to eat! Do you know what I want right now? FUDGE. AND COOKIES. Maybe even FUDGE COOKIES. GOD DAMN. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

But I am not eating any fudge, or cookies, or fudge cookies. Do you know why? Because YOU PEOPLE WOULD NEVER LET ME FORGET IT.

The last day of this bullshit is September 5th. On Wednesday, September 6th? I can eat again.

So here is my plan. I'm buying a nice pint of Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch ice cream, and leaving it in my freezer all day that Tuesday, and at midnight?

I'M EATING THE WHOLE THING.

After that, my body will probably go into a comatose state, having been deprived of refined sugar for a month and then being fed an entire pint of it, but I have the feeling it'll get over it eventually.

WHY DOES TIME GO BY SO SLOWLY???? SERIOUSLY? WHY?
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