So there was an article with Kevin Smith in this magazine? And he's talking about Clerks II? And there's this one question that his answer to caused me to guffaw uncontrollably:
"Q: It's been said that the personal struggles of actor Jaon Mewes, who plays Jay, served as a catalyst for the new movie.
A: Yeah, he was knee-deep in OxyContin and heroin, and I had told him if he ever cleaned up, I would put him in another movie. When he was six months clean, he asked me if we would be doing a new Jay and Silent Bob movie. When I told him it was Clerks II he was like, "What the fuck, dude?" Then I said if he stays clean for five years, we can do Jay and Silent Bob Go to Space or some shit. He's three years clean now."
I WOULD SO PAY MONEY TO SEE JAY AND SILENT BOB GO TO SPACE AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.