Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

I choked on my cell phone because I'm NOT homosexual.

SOMEDAY I'LL MAKE A REAL POST I SWEAR.

For now, though,
Pick the month you were born in:

January--i kicked
Febuary--i loved
March--i did the macarena with
April--i played with
May--i choked on
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i danced with
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because thats how i roll.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because i was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because i cant control myself

Put the phrases together, type the phrase in the subject box


I don't really like my sentance. I wish I had been wearing an "other" colored shirt, that would have made it hilarious.
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