Fraher: Yep... understatement
me: If you would like something to occupy you, dial 1-866-IDOLS-12 until you get through.
Phone: Hello IDOLS line, how can we worship you?
Phone: You call us and we Idolize you.
Me: What do you mean?
Phone: Anything you want us to mean. You are the epitimy of all that is great!
Me: Geez this is refreshing, um, I am a petunia.
Phone: Excuse me?
Me: Worship me as a petunia.
Phone: I'm sorry sir, we can't do that.
Me: But I am to be Idolized by you!
Phone: Look sir if you have those types of issues we have another hotline, but if you are going to request that we continue to listen to this there will be a charge from demi-god to full god status and you can't afford that sir
Me: Aw man... back to the couch.
Phone: Oh that guy... go away, we've had enough of your kind!
me: *is dead*