Well, THIS is a post about my very important trilogy! I am working on the prequel and in the editing stages of the first book, but I have a very important favor to ask you. See, I have a character named "Goatse", due to a NaNoWriMo "dare" being to include a character named Goatse. Only after I finished the book, hastily edited it and sent it to Lulu to get my free copy did I find out that it is also the name of a website featuring a horrible picture of a dude's butt.
Well, I would like to remedy this, but I have grown too close to the name "Goatse" to change it myself. So, I am asking YOU, the viewers at home, to please provide me with a new, goat-related name for her! Also, help me with a titling quandary for the second and third books! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Please give me a new, goat-related nickname for my main character's girlfriend.
Which is the funniest description for a book that is clearly neither of the following?
Political Leaflet
1(5.9%)
Choose Your Own Adventure
6(35.3%)
Literary Reference
1(5.9%)
How-to Guide
3(17.6%)
Devotional
6(35.3%)
OMG TICKY BOXES!!!??
Yes.
2(12.5%)
No.
0(0.0%)
Spam.
0(0.0%)
Bologna.
0(0.0%)
Probably.
0(0.0%)
Salad pie!
0(0.0%)
MEAT PIE.
0(0.0%)
I didn't eat lunch yesterday.
2(12.5%)
American Idol.
0(0.0%)
You smell.
0(0.0%)
