February 17th, 2009

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DAMN IT.

I started Looking For Alaska last night, and in my attempt to read John Green's author bio which is on the inside of the back cover, my eye slipped to the reader's guide on the last page and I caught a BIG spoiler.

*headdeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddesk*

Jeni, DO NOT EVEN GLANCE AT THE VERY LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK. SAVE YOURSELF. I'M SO MISERABLE RIGHT NOW. *cries* I'm only 44 pages in and I already know how it ends. I wish I didn't. Ugh. I will persevere anyway, but now I'm just going to be reading waiting for the spoiler to happen and wondering, "Is this when the spoilery part happens?" I hate reading books that way*. *sad*

In less miserable news, I FINALLY SAW "ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO"!!! It was tremendously wonderful. Kevin Smith, "Jersey Girl" is forgiven. That last scene with Jason Mewes totally made my entire existence, I am not ashamed to admit this. Mom, you probably would not like this movie. Don't ever watch it and certainly don't let Reagan see it.



*Unless they're Breaking Dawn.
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The Google Meme: I'M DOING IT. (Although I'm pretty sure I did it before a billion years ago.)

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