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I feel somewhat less awesome now that I'm not covered in sparkles. It's weird. Perhaps I need to cover myself in glitter more often.
Also, I've had "You smell like...weeeeeeeeerewoooolf" in my head ALL NIGHT.
**AN AMUSING STORY FROM THE OTHER NIGHT**
I was at Jim & Jessie's. Corie came downstairs, holding a stuffed monkey her aunt had given her. These monkeys can record your voice and then play it back in a cute monkey voice.
She sits down, holding the creature, and says, "I think dad got a hold of the monkey again."
She presses the "Play" button, and, in a cute monkey voice, the monkey says, "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."
Also, I've had "You smell like...weeeeeeeeerewoooolf" in my head ALL NIGHT.
**AN AMUSING STORY FROM THE OTHER NIGHT**
I was at Jim & Jessie's. Corie came downstairs, holding a stuffed monkey her aunt had given her. These monkeys can record your voice and then play it back in a cute monkey voice.
She sits down, holding the creature, and says, "I think dad got a hold of the monkey again."
She presses the "Play" button, and, in a cute monkey voice, the monkey says, "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."