I was thinking about my trilogy, and normally I regard it with the whole "It's ridiculous and stupid and will never see the light of day as anything other than ridiculous and stupid."
BUT THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF: "Self, it could actually be a pretty kick-ass story if you combined it all into one book and added a time machine."
I REPLIED TO MYSELF: "HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT."
So that's what I'm going to do! I'M REALLY FRIGGEN' EXCITED ABOUT THIS, GUYS. I think it will be fun to mash them all into one cohesive narration, take out all the extraneous parts (yes, they are fun, but some are just word padding and there's no need for their existence) and moosh it all into a big, sweeping epic about llamas and prophecies and witches and giant creatures that live in the woods and omelette/pancake siblings.
HERE IS THE THING: I want to print them out for editing ease, all nice and double-spaced, so I don't have to cram my notes into the margins of the Lulu books. BUT. I don't have a printer. And it's almost 700 pages of crap. I don't think I could get away with using the printer at work to print out 700 pages. So, would anyone be willing to help me out with the printing? Even just a portion would be awesome. The sooner the better, because I'm jazzed about it and I want to get started while I'm still jazzed, so I may print out thirty or so pages just to get started, but I will need helps and I would appreciate it a whole lot!
LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE AWESOME ENOUGH TO HELP. PONIES AND SPAGHETTI FOR EVERYONE!