So Vanessa said that I'm not posting enough, and here I thought I was doing you guys a favor by not posting every three seconds, I GUESS I WAS WRONG!!!!
I don't have a whole lot to say, though, really, so what I WILL say is that: Man. Sanjaya? Apparently a nationwide phenomenon! Even people who don't watch American Idol are BRINGING HIM UP out of NOWHERE, and I'm all, "Yeah, isn't he terrifying and retarded?" And I read this People article that said that when he's on stage, he has to pee every time, and so now I won't be able to watch him without thinking that he probably has to pee with EVERY WORD HE SINGS.
And that kind of makes me love him a little. The nationwide phenomenon thing, not the peeing thing. Because how long has it been since AI had a seriously SERIOUSLY horrid contestant like this? Simon has no one to blame but himself for letting him get this far. This kid is going to sell more records than William Hung, YOU WAIT AND SEE YOU GUYS. I, for one, cannot wait to see what kind of montrous excuse for hair he will be sporting tonight; what sort of disastrous train wreck he will try to pass off as a song. IT IS EXCITING AND ENTHRALLING, WILL THE WONDER EVER CEASE??
THANK YOU, VOTE FOR THE WORST.COM
, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MY PRECIOUS WILL MAKAR WAS FLOUNDERING LAST YEAR??? I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT.
WILL IS SEVENTEEN THOUSAND TIMES HOTTER THAN SANJAYA.
That is all.