October 2nd, 2006

Tree Dreaming

Foregoing Accounting for coffee and to study for Government.

Blegh, I have to somehow learn how to describe various amendments of the constitution in the next hour. I tried to study last night, but sometimes, you just cannot study. My eyes were reading the pages, but my brain was not firing any synapses.

YOU CAN TOTALLY REGISTER FOR NANOWRIMO. I TOTALLY JUST DID, TOO. HOLY CRAP FORUMS.

Bluuuuuuuuuuuurgh. Oh, ok, so Friday? When I went to work? I walked up to the front door to open it and walk in as usual. But instead of a door, like there's supposed to be, there was a big gaping hole where somebody had chunked a brick STRAIGHT THROUGH IT.

My boss's laptop was all that was stolen. I got to spend the morning cleaning up shards of glass. Oh, but that's not the best part. The BEST part was that Glenn Beck was not in the studio for some reason that I totally didn't hear completely, but I think it was that he got bit by a snake or something. SO THERE WAS NO GLENN BECK TO EASE MY BROKEN GLASS PAIN. AND NO MORE-ON TRIVIA. Life on Friday was made of nigh infinite pain.

In other news, Jim & Jessie have decided to completely re-do the office. They are painting the walls nuclear green (Jim's favorite color), starting darker at the bottom and fading lighter up to the top. The ceiling here is also being painted.

Whilst moving all the dang furniture and crap out of the office, Jessie was struck with a fit of inspiration. The carpet? All mangled and filled with god knows what molecules of bacteria and toxins? WHO THE FUCK NEEDS IT???? We totally ripped that shit up to reveal the old tile that was there before. (I say "we". I mean they ripped it up, and I voiced my moral support. That stuff was wretched.) In its place, they are going to paint a giant radiation symbol on the floor. IT WILL. BE. BAD. ASS.

OMG NANOWRIMO FORUMS. BYE.
Tree Dreaming

YOUR TOTALLY LAST CHANCE

Ok, so since I'm going to be writing a TOTALLY NEW novel next month, I'm only going to leave my crappy, unedited trilogy up on LuLu for ONE MORE MONTH. Halloween night, they will no longer be available for purchase until after I've edited them. So if any of you really want the versions with gaping plot holes and horrible typos for some strange reason, go for it. Otherwise, wait until they's edited!

IN OTHER NEWS: I'll be saving a bit of cash moving in with Jim and Jessie, so I'll probably be able to pay for at least half of my AlphaSmart on my own. But if you guys could help me get the other half, IT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME. I HAVE to order this thing by October 15th, or I won't have it in time to write with!

THIS IS TOTALLY A PREVIEW OF THE TYPE OF NONSENSE THAT WILL BE WRITTEN, SHOULD I AQUIRE SAID ALPHASMART. YOU COULD BE A PART OF IT! WONDERS WILL NEVER CEASE!!!!