February 22nd, 2006

Tree Dreaming

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I AM POSTING, this is very exciting. Even though I posted yesterday. But it was just an American Idol post that nobody cared about but me anyway.

Well, THIS is a post about my very important trilogy! I am working on the prequel and in the editing stages of the first book, but I have a very important favor to ask you. See, I have a character named "Goatse", due to a NaNoWriMo "dare" being to include a character named Goatse. Only after I finished the book, hastily edited it and sent it to Lulu to get my free copy did I find out that it is also the name of a website featuring a horrible picture of a dude's butt.

Well, I would like to remedy this, but I have grown too close to the name "Goatse" to change it myself. So, I am asking YOU, the viewers at home, to please provide me with a new, goat-related name for her! Also, help me with a titling quandary for the second and third books! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Poll #678218 MY VERY IMPORTANT BOOK.

Please give me a new, goat-related nickname for my main character's girlfriend.

Which is the funniest description for a book that is clearly neither of the following?

Political Leaflet
1(5.9%)
Choose Your Own Adventure
6(35.3%)
Literary Reference
1(5.9%)
How-to Guide
3(17.6%)
Devotional
6(35.3%)

OMG TICKY BOXES!!!??

Yes.
2(12.5%)
No.
0(0.0%)
Spam.
0(0.0%)
Bologna.
0(0.0%)
Probably.
0(0.0%)
Salad pie!
0(0.0%)
MEAT PIE.
0(0.0%)
I didn't eat lunch yesterday.
2(12.5%)
American Idol.
0(0.0%)
You smell.
0(0.0%)
Tree Dreaming

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I've been trying to vote for Taylor Hicks for the past half hour and I STILL haven't gotten through. That means a TON of other people are voting for him too :) Already voted for Will...

Taylor sang LEVON. ELTON JOHN. I knew there was a reason I loved this man.

For all of you people who aren't watching American Idol, I'm so sorry, but you're gonna have to put up with this stuff until the show's over...*evil laugh*
Tree Dreaming

This is why Fraher is better than all of you.

me: Man, you ARE bored.

Fraher: Yep... understatement

me: If you would like something to occupy you, dial 1-866-IDOLS-12 until you get through.

Fraher: calling
...
...
...
Phone: Hello IDOLS line, how can we worship you?
Me: Huh?
Phone: You call us and we Idolize you.
Me: What do you mean?
Phone: Anything you want us to mean. You are the epitimy of all that is great!
Me: Geez this is refreshing, um, I am a petunia.
Phone: Excuse me?
Me: Worship me as a petunia.
Phone: I'm sorry sir, we can't do that.
Me: But I am to be Idolized by you!
Phone: Look sir if you have those types of issues we have another hotline, but if you are going to request that we continue to listen to this there will be a charge from demi-god to full god status and you can't afford that sir
Me: Aw man... back to the couch.
Phone: Oh that guy... go away, we've had enough of your kind!
... end

me: *is dead*