I passed Tsugaru.
WITH AN A.
I am awesome.
I predict only two of you will know what I'm talking about.
Well, my mom and I are getting rid of the cats tonight, and I'm going to start cleaning up the cat crap in my apartment. I would like to request that my friends do me a favor from now on: Every time we hang out, please let me know, on a scale of 1-10, how much like cat crap I smell. I want you to be completely honest, because this will do two things for me: 1) Make me aware that I smell, which will 2) Motivate me to clean the apartment.
I would also like to track if the smell declines as the apartment gets cleaner (I sure as hell hope so). I now apologize for putting this burden on my friends. But that's what you get for finding me at least moderately tolerable.
You know what word I like?
I never use it, but every so often I'll hear it and go, "What a cool word!"
I hate the way it looks written out, though. That's unusual for me, that I'd like a word for it's sound and not the way it's spelled.