January 9th, 2006

iCan Sexy

THOUGHTS

a) This is a great installment of Dinosaur Comics!

b) It is also a great idea, one I am considering doing, and encouraging other people to do, too!

c) Because you are all jerks and probably didn't click the link, since you're all, "OH MY GOD JESSICA PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT DINOSAUR COMICS", I will TELL you what the idea is: T-Rex suggests writing an (auto?)biography not by himself, but having his friends each write one chapter of it and no one knows what the others are writing until it is FINISHED!!!

I THINK THIS IS AWESOME.

So, while I'm waiting for my cats to go away so I don't have to worry about them pooping in green paint (IE: Before I paint T-Rex on my wall), I think we should all do this project instead.

I WOULD APPRECIATE HAVING A CHAPTER OF MY (AUTO?)BIOGRAPHY WRITTEN BY THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE (AND WOULD GLADLY RECIPROCATE THE FAVOR (THAT MEANS I'D WRITE A CHAPTER OF YOUR (AUTO?)BIOGRAPHY TOO)):
spinooti aka AnnE
shaataap aka Aaron
syntheticjesso aka MFJP
sis2andmom aka my mom
opaleyes aka Nikki
hadeumdi aka Nathan (you can write the 8 year old chapter!)
I would say yakasha or victheslic, but one's never online and one's in Iraq and neither one would do it anyway, SOME FRIENDS YOU ARE, JEEZ.

I picked these people because they know me best, but if you feel you have some cool insight into my life that you would like to share, or if you just feel like writing, feel free to write a chapter, too! And I'll do my best to write a chapter for anyone who actually indulges me in this!

ALSO: I just e-mailed Ryan North to ask if I could marry T-Rex. We'll see how this turns out.

EDIT: I just had a thought. I wonder how long a book my entire printed livejournal would make? It would be exciting to see! I think I'll work on making 2001-2005 of my lj available on lulu. I'll probably be the only one that buys a copy. BUT OH WELL!!!
Mrs. T-Rex

I AM MARRIED TO T-REX.

Dear Ryan:

I have recently realized that I am in love with T-Rex, and I think we would be perfect together. Would it be okay if I married him?

~Jessica

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Jessica,

He assures me it is not just "okay", but also "super keen"! So it looks
like you two are SET.

-Ryan

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I AM TOTALLY MRS. T-REX NOW.

My day? MADE.
Tree Dreaming

AN IDEA.

It is so fun and easy to upload things to Lulu.com, that I have decided to undertake a personal challenge. The challenge to myself is THIS: To upload at least one book to Lulu every month! It does not have to be a full-length book, a logical book, or even a good book. I just think it would be amazing to see how prolific I could be, book-wise, given the proper encouragement. (The encouragement being seeing a list of books by my name.)

Since this is kind of a work in progress project (how many dang projects have I started this week? TODAY? Six-billion?), I will accept potential titles for future books, so that I can have an easier time in writing them.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....GO!
Tree Dreaming

I posted way too much today.

I was just in one of those "WORKING IS SO LAME" moods, and when I get in those moods...I post a lot. For this, I apologize! But if you are just tuning in, and don't feel like scrolling a lot, here is a simple guide to all the posts I made today, and you can choose at your discretion which you would like to read.

1. A list of userbars.
2. Help me write an autobiography! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
3. In which I bitch extensively about how I hate work and don't want to do it. Also, at the bottom, an offer for a free duct tape dress!
4. It's official: I love Dinosaur Comics TOO MUCH. I went and married T-Rex.
5. A meme. People seemed to like this one.
6. Provide me with a title, and I'll write a book!

Yes...I was bored today. I haven't posted this much since May 5th, 2003, when I was sick and had nothing better to do than post. HOORAY LIVEJOURNAL!!!! I owe you so much.

ALSO: I'm sorry.