December 7th, 2004

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A call for stupid artwork. I'm looking at YOU.

      
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Holy fuck, true!!!


So, AMAZING!!! WE HAVE THE INTERNET SORT OF BACK AMAZING!!! I AM AMAZED, CAN YOU TELL????

I am writing a zine/book/parody thing called "Tank Wanky Day Miracles". It is about the made-up holiday Tank Wanky Day, celebrated every April 14th by the citizens of Minneapolis.

I am looking for illustrations of St. Tank Wanky.

Who is St. Tank Wanky?

St. Tank Wanky is a magical blue hippo who comes to the houses of children who leave him licorice on Tank Wanky Eve. Once there, he poops, and his poop morphs into a jigsaw puzzle which the children have until that midnight to complete. If they complete it, they get a wish granted before the next Tank Wanky day.

What I'm lookin' for here, dudes, is artist's impressions of St. Tank Wanky the Magical Blue Hippo. I want them to look like they came from children's books about Tank Wanky day, or postcards, or "classic drawings" (kinda like the Coca-cola version of Santa or something). It can be as detailed (or undetailed) as you want, let your imagination go crazy.

If you are willing to submit to this completely retarded endeavor, you will get credited for your artwork, as well as a free copy of the completed zine.

NOTE: The zine will be in black and white, so...yeah...not a lot of color, I guess is what I'm trying to say.
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Now that I have the internet back, I feel compelled to post eight hundred times, but I will cram two thoughts into one exciting* post!

FIRST.

I've decided that the best mash-up in the world would be the music from Aerosmith's "Dream On" behind the vocals for No Doubt's "Don't Speak". If someone out there in radio land is capable of making this happen, I will give you a shiny nickle, because in my head it sounds awesome.

SECOND.


This is knitted. (There's more equally incredible pictures here.

THAT'S THE END OF MY THOUGHTS FOR THE MOMENT.















*Maybe it won't be exciting I bet.