October 9th, 2003

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There is someone in my english class who's last name is Bueller, and my teacher ACTUALLY TAKES ROLL EVERY DAY, USING LAST NAMES.

I hope to GOD that he is absent one day.

"Bueller.....Bueller.......Bueller......"

That's all I wanna do whenever they call his name. But I know that it would be so insanely annoying, I'm sure he gets it all the time.

ALSO: The other day I saw a dude wearing a Pepsi Blue shirt and I wanted to rip it off his back and run very quickly.

The end.
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Ok, so in the front entryway of the UTA library, there are signs that are anti-filesharing, focusing specifically on movies. It says, in large letters at the top:

"There is nothing funny about sex with a pie."

(if your name is AnnE, Drew or Aaron, you already know where I am going with this.)

ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR THE REST OF MY LIBRARY EXPERIENCE IS:

"I never got to see him have sex with a pie! Sex with a pie! Sex...! Pie...!"