Your Face

HiMyNameIsNan: WRITE ME A STORY
ChewbobSmells: THE MAGNIFICENT SHEEP
ChewbobSmells: OK:
ChewbobSmells: Once, there was a man who smelled very bad
ChewbobSmells: and he wondered how he could remedy this
ChewbobSmells: as it was driving away his friends, family, and job.
ChewbobSmells: He said, "Perhaps if I smelled WORSE for a few days, they would appreciate the fact that I don't smell that bad ALL the time."
ChewbobSmells: So he did.
ChewbobSmells: And everybody he came across died.
( Collapse )

Let's play the "Who Wants To Keep Chewbob Company At Work To Keep Her From Getting The Wiggins On Account Of Being All Alone And Fearing Armed Robberies" game!

I am closing Friday and Saturday night.

I say if anyone's planning a big fun get-together, plan it at Subway, man.

DO IT.

HINT: You can only decode it if you have the second, third and fourth Harry Potter book.

2-173-14-4-1, 4-633-5-10-3, 3-60-18-1-3; 4-11-6-4-1, 2-256-3-3-1, 4-277-17-3-3, 2-229-5-7-2, 3-214-20-2-3.

It's not worth it. Don't even bother.

"Is it L-U-V?" (picture of normal looking, smiling woman with hearts floating out of her head)

"Time for birth control that's E-Z!" (E-Z! blinks several times.)

Pardon me while I LAUGH HYSTERICALLY. Subtleness is not a virtue for the people who designed this ad.

I've searched the world over for my slip on blue pseudo-tennis shoes.

They've been in the playroom in PLAIN SIGHT this whole time.

*chuckles to herself as Aaron gets Eurotrash Girl stuck in his head*

Patrick: "Are those the stairs of learning?"

Spongebob: "No, Patrick." (Turns to more stairs directly across the room.) "THOSE are the stairs of learning."

Gordo: "The good news is, you'll be exploring the exciting world of LATVIA!" (Strikes exciting pose)

Timmy: "At last, home, where I won't be graded on my performance!"

Timmy's Dad: "Timmy! We're going to grade you on your performance!"

Timmy's Mom: "You get an A-!" (holds up paper with an A- on it)

Timmy: "An A-?"

Timmy's Dad: "Questioning grade! You get a B!"

Timmy: "But-"

Timmy's Dad: "Talking back! C!"

Timmy: "Dad!"

Timmy's Dad: "Arguing! D!"

Timmy: "That's a Q."

Timmy's Dad: "F!!!!"

THE END.

(curtain falls. Lights go up.)