December 4th, 2002

Tree Dreaming

I M A WRITUR

HiMyNameIsNan: WRITE ME A STORY
ChewbobSmells: THE MAGNIFICENT SHEEP
ChewbobSmells: OK:
ChewbobSmells: Once, there was a man who smelled very bad
ChewbobSmells: and he wondered how he could remedy this
ChewbobSmells: as it was driving away his friends, family, and job.
ChewbobSmells: He said, "Perhaps if I smelled WORSE for a few days, they would appreciate the fact that I don't smell that bad ALL the time."
ChewbobSmells: So he did.
ChewbobSmells: And everybody he came across died.
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Tree Dreaming

(no subject)

Let's play the "Who Wants To Keep Chewbob Company At Work To Keep Her From Getting The Wiggins On Account Of Being All Alone And Fearing Armed Robberies" game!

I am closing Friday and Saturday night.

I say if anyone's planning a big fun get-together, plan it at Subway, man.

DO IT.
Tree Dreaming

OH MAN BEST BANNER AD EVER

"Is it L-U-V?" (picture of normal looking, smiling woman with hearts floating out of her head)

"Time for birth control that's E-Z!" (E-Z! blinks several times.)

Pardon me while I LAUGH HYSTERICALLY. Subtleness is not a virtue for the people who designed this ad.
Tree Dreaming

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I've searched the world over for my slip on blue pseudo-tennis shoes.

They've been in the playroom in PLAIN SIGHT this whole time.

*chuckles to herself as Aaron gets Eurotrash Girl stuck in his head*
Tree Dreaming

Sometimes I wish I could combine all the best bits of shows to form one UBER SHOW:

Patrick: "Are those the stairs of learning?"

Spongebob: "No, Patrick." (Turns to more stairs directly across the room.) "THOSE are the stairs of learning."

Gordo: "The good news is, you'll be exploring the exciting world of LATVIA!" (Strikes exciting pose)

Timmy: "At last, home, where I won't be graded on my performance!"

Timmy's Dad: "Timmy! We're going to grade you on your performance!"

Timmy's Mom: "You get an A-!" (holds up paper with an A- on it)

Timmy: "An A-?"

Timmy's Dad: "Questioning grade! You get a B!"

Timmy: "But-"

Timmy's Dad: "Talking back! C!"

Timmy: "Dad!"

Timmy's Dad: "Arguing! D!"

Timmy: "That's a Q."

Timmy's Dad: "F!!!!"

THE END.

(curtain falls. Lights go up.)