1) It makes me nervous when I'm checking lj and stuff. (I know, I know, I shouldn't do that at work anyway, but WHATEVER.)
2) If customers come in and I don't know the answers to their questions, I have to call him, and I feel stupid doing that.
3) I have this weird phobia of filing in front of people. I also have this weird phobia of being caught in the act of filing. I have no idea why, since filing is my JOB, but the fact that he could walk in at any moment makes me want to postpone filing until I know he's going to be gone for the day. And since I don't know for sure if that's the case, I've got this stack of papers sitting on my desk that I'm too afraid to file.
Am I insane?