Jacob wants to learn to play DDR, which is GREAT, because NONE OF YOU JERKS WILL GO PLAY WITH ME. Except for sra33, but she is FAR AWAY, and cannot go "pound the pad", as it were. I've decided that this shall be my new euphamism for "Play DDR". As in: "Hey, man, you wanna go pound the pad?" Or, "I was pounding the pad the other day, and I kicked so much ass." This will probably not catch on, and I will probably never ever use it again after this post. Forget I said anything about it.
Also: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a BRILLIANT FUCKING MOVIE.