Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face

I had a really bizzare and moderately disturbing thought/idea just now:

For some reason, I thought it would be interesting to give birth to a baby and keep in some type of protective cell or something, and save all of the bodily fluids/waste material it expells. Like, all of it's urine, crap, boogers, drool, blood, snot, shed hair, scatched off dead skin, scabs, lost teeth, eyelashes, fingernail clippings, etc. I think it would be interesting to save it all, and then when they die, weigh them and compare it to the weight of all the stuff they disposed in their lifetime. I think it would be interesting to see just how much junk we produce that is totally useless.

Yeah, I don't know where that came from either.

Also, man, way for nothing to go right at all at work today! I've only been here an hour and already, I've had questions on two invoices that James can't even answer, the printer wasn't working, and for some reason I went in to reconcile their bank account with the new statement and the beginning balances don't match. AAFLKDJFLKASJFLSKF. This has never happend before, and I don't know how to fix it, and I'm highly suspicious that it's not my fault at all. The numbers match according to the last printout I have, but when I went poking around in Quickbooks there was apparently some reconciliation changes made on Monday. I wasn't here on Monday. However, we have this new bookkeeping lady that can access the computer at any time, and I think maybe she got into it. I don't know. If she did, and it's not fixable, I'm going to be really fucking pissed, because it took me a long time to get their stupid books in order.


Oh well. Just three hours and forty-five more mintues here, then an hour and a half of swim team, then I can go crash at Jim and Jessie's. They made me watch Rocky Horror Picture Show last night, and I'd never seen it before, and all I can say is...what the hell. I asked them to explain what exactly happened, and they couldn't. So, yeah. I don't know. Good music, though.


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