Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

It's probably not good for the anti-booze part of me that I find these commercials so hilarious.

So you know those Budlight "Real Men of Genius" commercials on the radio? I love them. They're great. I love how they're delivered with such a straight tone, only to be randomly interspersed with someone singing emphatically. The concept, in general, is GOLD.

But the crap they come up with? ONLY MAKES IT BETTER. I heard this one for the first time two seconds ago and found it so great that I had to look up the entire thing so I could post it to my journal:

MR. 80 SPF SUNBLOCK WEARER

Narrator: Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Singing Dude: (Reeeeal Men of Geeeeeenius!)

N: Today we salute you, Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer.

SD: (Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Weeeareeeeer!)

N: There are 24 hours in a day, you're wearing 80 hour protection. If the sun fails to go down...you'll be ready.

SD: (Don't forget the moonlight!)

N: Your coconut scented force-field blocks out all the suns rays, and any stray rays from another sun, in another galaxy.

SD: (You're a STAR!!)

N: 30 SPF? Please. You might as well be wearing cooking oil.

SD: (Something smells delicious!)

N: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Piggly Wiggly Cream Soda, Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer. In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon, in the middle of the Sahara desert.

SD: (Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Weeeeeeeeareeeeeer!)

*I changed the bit about Bud Light because I still don't like booze.
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