But the crap they come up with? ONLY MAKES IT BETTER. I heard this one for the first time two seconds ago and found it so great that I had to look up the entire thing so I could post it to my journal:
MR. 80 SPF SUNBLOCK WEARER
Narrator: Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Singing Dude: (Reeeeal Men of Geeeeeenius!)
N: Today we salute you, Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer.
SD: (Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Weeeareeeeer!)
N: There are 24 hours in a day, you're wearing 80 hour protection. If the sun fails to go down...you'll be ready.
SD: (Don't forget the moonlight!)
N: Your coconut scented force-field blocks out all the suns rays, and any stray rays from another sun, in another galaxy.
SD: (You're a STAR!!)
N: 30 SPF? Please. You might as well be wearing cooking oil.
SD: (Something smells delicious!)
N: So crack open an ice cold
SD: (Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Weeeeeeeeareeeeeer!)
*I changed the bit about Bud Light because I still don't like booze.