"Hello? Are you awake?"
The "z"s stop, and the parchment kicks into gear, scribbling out a stream of words. Hi! I was getting pretty bored there, no one was visiting me. What's up? What's going on in Hogsmeade? What are all the cool kids doing?
"Do you have another contest?"
The page seems to have not heard you. Hey, do you want to play a game of tic-tac-toe?, the paper writes, starting to draw four intersecting lines.
"Um, no, not really."
"No. I was thinking maybe...caption contest?"
Ah, THAT game! Requiring the wit of a thousand brilliant comedians, yet a touch of realism so that readers will not find your entry "silly" or "trite". Many shy away from the challenge, feeling it too tough for the faint of heart, the week of mind, the tallow of skin-
"You can show me the picture any time."
I'm almost done: and the sore of face.
"What does that even mean?"
When you find that out...you'll know everything, won't you?
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