Look at this passage. Tell me that it is possible to NOT love these books:
"Lilly," I said. "I am dead serious. He told me he loves me. I love you. That is what he said. It was completely random and weird."
"He probably didn't say that. He probably said something else, and you misunderstood him."
"Oh, what? I glove you?"
"Well, of course not," Lilly said. "That doesn't even make any sense."
HAHAHAHAHAHA I GLOVE YOU OH MAN GOLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I am so sorry.