FIRST.
I've decided that the best mash-up in the world would be the music from Aerosmith's "Dream On" behind the vocals for No Doubt's "Don't Speak". If someone out there in radio land is capable of making this happen, I will give you a shiny nickle, because in my head it sounds awesome.
SECOND.
This is knitted. (There's more equally incredible pictures here.
THAT'S THE END OF MY THOUGHTS FOR THE MOMENT.
*Maybe it won't be exciting I bet.
