I AM GOING TO CEDAR POINT IN TWO AND A HALF HOURS, AND HERE I REMAIN, AWAKE.
I hope I don't fall asleep whilst riding ultimate thrill machines.
*Because I am retarded.
So I hear this odd squeaking sound at regular intervals. I turn around to see my dog hiccupping.
I just walked in my house, and it smells like dog.
We have a new puppy. I feel indifferent towards it. I don't love it, but I don't hate it...I look at it and it pulls forth no emotion. Mostly I…