Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
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Livejournal Dreams.

I had the most bizarre dream last night.

I dreamt that someone found my livejournal and became obsessed with it, so much so that they formed a religion around it. I was visiting some place and someone invited me to one of their meetings. They were like, "We worship the prophetic and true livejournal of kandigurl!" and I was like, "Wait, that's MY livejournal." and they were like, "You're Jessica??? You have to meet our leader!"

So they dragged me to this meeting thing where they had various entries from my livejournal written all over this chalkboard and the leader girl was like, "Would you write your name on the board?" and she handed me this giant pink marker (seriously, it was huge. It was like the size of a tube of whipped cream or something.) and I said, "This is a big marker." and I wrote my name on the board.

Then they continued to praise me while I'm going, "What the hell, it's just a livejournal" and the leader chick is like, "No, no, it's saved me! Watch me cut my hand and pour lime juice on it!" and I was like, "NO!" and all the other people in the meeting were like, "No, watch! She'll cut her hand and pour lime juice on it and it will heal instantly!" (I have no idea what this had to do with my livejournal.)

Some other stuff happened, they tried to kidnap me, but I eventually escaped and found that someone had left their kitten in their car with the windows open while they were in an airplane hanger for some kind of meeting (not associated with my livejournal. This was a different part of the dream). And obviously, the kitten escaped and I almost ran over it, so I got out of my car and picked it up and took it into the airplane hanger and gave it to it's owner.

And then I woke up.
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