There's this poster for someone who's trying to be president of something on campus, and it's got a picture of him and his grandma and the poster says, in large letters, "GRANDMA APPROVES. VOTE (so-and-so) CORNOR."
First of all, using your grandmother as a reason to vote for you is hilarious.
Second of all, I've decided that Corner (not Cornor) would make a charming last name for a complacent little character in some bizzare surreal story.
Now someone needs to write the story of Mr. Corner so that I can go, "Tee-hee, his last name is CORNER!!!!!!!!!"