Thank you for taking the time to write eBay with your concerns. I
apologize for the delay in responding.
Your item was removed because eBay does not generally permit joke-type
listings on the site. Although we appreciate the humor in your item, we
do not feel that eBay is the appropriate venue for this type of listing.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
We appreciate your patience and understanding regarding this matter.
eBay Community Watch