"My favorite, though, was a pog that had a cartoon of a guy with a hand growing out of his back, his head upside-down, and a knee bending the wrong way. It read, “EVOLUTION?!?!? HA HA HA HA HA”. The argument was so coherently and logically constructed that whoever played with this pog would have no choice but to accept Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Savior and pry the bumper ornament of the Darwin-fish eating the Christian fish off the family car without asking his parents, who were probably divorced, I bet. I couldn’t take a picture of the pog for this article because whenever I would try, it would transform into a dove and fly away."
I lol'ed, my friends, I lol'ed.
And seriously and legit?
Don't let me start LOLPogs.
'Cause you know me.
And I will.