Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face

So I was talking to my work buddy Thomas about pogs the other day, and how hardcore they were, and how much we missed them, and so I've been searching the in-ter-net, trying to find other pog-lovin'-peeps out there, desperately attempting to squelch the desire to found LOLPogs (Lovers of Loving Pogs), a foundation dedicated to returning pogs back into the mainstream so that we can go to our local now-defunct Michael's and purchase them from those huge troughs that looked like before they held pogs, they held pig slop, and I found The Best Site Evir(TM), and if you don't go read it, at least read this choice sample, wherin our hero is discussing the uprising of pogs at his local Christian store, and tells of his favorite "god pog":

"My favorite, though, was a pog that had a cartoon of a guy with a hand growing out of his back, his head upside-down, and a knee bending the wrong way. It read, “EVOLUTION?!?!? HA HA HA HA HA”. The argument was so coherently and logically constructed that whoever played with this pog would have no choice but to accept Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Savior and pry the bumper ornament of the Darwin-fish eating the Christian fish off the family car without asking his parents, who were probably divorced, I bet. I couldn’t take a picture of the pog for this article because whenever I would try, it would transform into a dove and fly away."

I lol'ed, my friends, I lol'ed.

And seriously and legit?

Don't let me start LOLPogs.

'Cause you know me.

And I will.

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 1 comment