Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face

The saddest thing in the whole wide world...

I think, even sadder than the demise of Crystal Pepsi, is the demise of Pepsi Blue. The soda that I love was officially discontinued. I saw it coming from eight million billion trillion gajillion miles away, and said to myself on repeated occasions that I should just stock up on it and get ready for when it went out of production. But I didn't, and now I have reduced myself to searching for unopened bottles on ebay.

I wish I had a billion dollars so that I could be one of those people who hordes every last remaining bottle or can, keeping it from other people who may or may not want it, but at least having a relatively decent supply.

The sad thing is that eventually this, too, would run out.

So my solution is to buy the Pepsi company and to force them to make a neverending supply of Pepsi Blue JUST FOR ME.

I think this is a flawless plan.

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