See, but, I couldn't find MY hat, the hat I made for myself which is simple and brown and ski-cap like. All I could find wat the hat I made for Amber (and have yet to give her*), which looks like this:
I am not the type of person to wear a kitty hat. It makes me look silly, and I FEEL silly in it, BUT IT IS SO WARM. IT HAS EAR FLAPS. These ear flaps are ergonomically** designed to keep your ears toasty warm, even in the harshest of wind.
I was thinking to myself that I need to just make a whole buttload of stupid warmth-causing knitted things so that I'll be 100% warm, but 100% ridiculous looking. My next plan of action is keeping my nose from getting frost bitten:
*BTW, Amber, I made one in black but got bored and threw in a stripe of pink, but that ended up way to big, so I made another one in blue and purple, but THAT ended up too big as well, so I made a third one which is white and has black design on it and black tips on the ears and is the perfect size for tiny-headed people, is that ok with you or do you want me to make another one that's all black?
**I'm really not sure what ergonomically means^*^. It just sounds really good.
^*^I looked it up, apparently it means "The applied science of equipment design, as for the workplace, intended to maximize productivity by reducing operator fatigue and discomfort." So maybe I was kind of not bullshitting a little when I said that. Or maybe I was. YOU DON'T KNOW.