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    Name:Reject Christ, Receive Bacon
    Birthdate:1984-05-07
    Location:Texas, United States
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    MY LJ IS TOTALLY PERMANENT, AND WILL HAVE PAID FOR ITSELF BY SATURDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2014



    POWERED BY PUBLICONS.DE THE BEST SONG IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.

    I smell like ugly feet.

    I am attempting 101 Things in 1001 Days! ([info]mission101). HERE IS MY LIST OF 101 THINGS.

    I write books! Most recently, I've written some spoofs of the Twilight series, and people seem to like them. THEY ARE ABOUT ALIENS. It's like Torchwood, but with less drama and more grumping.



    I've found that these books appeal to those that like Twilight and those that loathe Twilight. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS PHENOMENON WORKS BUT IT'S SURE NICE WE CAN ALL AGREE ON SOMETHING FOR ONCE.

    You can read both of these books entirely for free at [info]xlormp!

    I keep going back and forth joining and failing at keeping up my responsibilities at [info]hogwarts_elite. But I have made so many awesome friends there, it will always be a part of my heart. Here are some awesome graphics they've bestowed upon me despite my lack of participation in recent years!








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    Now running with Xtina's LJ Profile Reset script for Greasemonkey, pointed out to me by [info]opaleyes, so I no longer have to look at the new profile pages. HOORAY! :)
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    abba, aerosmith, almost famous, animaniacs, arrested development, b52's, babymimi, banter, being a nerd, being-slighty-disconcerted-by-anime, bif naked, bikram yoga, bitter&smoking!harry potter, bookstores, bubble wrap, buffy, candles, catcher in the rye, cats, cedar point, celtic music, chasing amy, cheese, cheese enchiladas, cheesecake, cherry limeade soda, chicken, christmas, computer geeks, corsets, crocheting, dance dance revolution, daria, ddr, dinosaur comics, disco, discworld, disney's robin hood, dogs are yucky, doilies, donnie darko, dr pepper, dreaming, dublin dr pepper, duct tape, edward gorey, fairy tales, fantasy, feet, firefly, games, ghost world, glenn beck, good omens, halloween, halloween parties in movies, hanson, harry potter, highway pirates, hitchhiker's guide, hogwarts elite, hooping, hufflepuff, human oddities, impractical shoes, in watermelon sugar, insincere clapping, interests-with-more-than-four-words, joss whedon, just-like-michael-jackson-did, kevin smith, kicking ant hills, kilts, kittens, knitting, korn, left nostrils, linkin park, llamas, love, making compilation tapes, making zines, man true, marcy playground, meat, memento, millennium force, mixtapes, money, monty python, movies, mrs. hicks, mst3k, music, my-cat-is-so-freaking-cute, nanowrimo, needfire, new jersey, nightmare before christmas, no doubt, not bunnies, obese pets, pants, pants the musical, paying-for-things-with-change, pizza, pogs, poking people, ponies, ponls, potatos, programming, quidditch, rasputina, redwall, renfairs, richard brautigan, roller coasters, scarborough faire, seven nations, skittles, sleeping, small bottles, smart people on ice, snoods, solving kinko's mysteries, spoons, synthetic hair, taping shows obsessively, terry pratchett, the iron giant, the killdares, the princess bride, the princess diaries, the royal tennenbaums, they might be giants, things, thrill rides, torchwood, wal-mart at midnight, weird al, weirdness, winner fake all, wizard of oz, word fill-in puzzles, world of warcraft, yarn, you thanked hitler, your mom, zines

    Schools:

    Hurst Hills Elementary - Hurst, TX
    White Lake School - Fort Worth, TX (1993 - 1996)
    Nolan Catholic High School - Fort Worth, TX (1997 - 2002)
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