Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
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LJ Idol Exhibit B - Topic 0 - Introducing...porn_this_way

The planet Earth is full of human beings. It is literally covered with them. Human beings are walking around all over the damn place. You'd think they owned the joint.

I am a human being. But if I had the opportunity to be any other human being on this planet, I would chose to be porn_this_way. If she were a dinosaur, she'd be a Snarkosaurus. If she were a car, she'd be a s-CAR-casm. See what I did there?

If she were a Pokemon, she'd be Pikachu. Obvs.

She is like a miniature super hero, clad in blindingly bright spandex, bringing truth and justice to the far reaches of the Internet.

She strings words together in ways you feel shouldn't possibly work, and yet, it yields some of the most amazing sentences, even, dare I say, paragraphs...that you will ever read.

Love her. Fear her. Be jealous of her.

I am.
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