Hi there! This is the part of the show where I introduce myself! My name is Jess, and I look like this!
Just kidding. That is my cat. Giving you her CRAZY EYES.
Here is what I ACTUALLY look like:
Just kidding again. That is actually a STUFFED POTATO. That is not me at all.
No, no, THIS is what I look like:
Yes. That's much better. That is a 100% accurate representation of what I look like. Except I normally wear glasses.
I am throwing my metaphorical hat into the metaphorical ring that is LJ Idol, Exhibit A! I have attempted LJ Idol in the past and failed miserably. It is my WAY. We'll see if I can do any better this time.
My writing style tends to swing wildly between powerfully inspirational and ridiculously nonsensical. There is usually very little middle ground. Which is unfortunate, because I have seen ridiculously nonsensical and powerfully inspirational blend together quite nicely. But to me they are completely different concepts. You're either gonna hug trees all day, or you're going to tap dance in Cheez Whiz with llamas. PICK ONE, YOU CAN'T DO BOTH.
So aside from not knowing how to properly blog, I also attempt to transfer my un-skills to YouTube. Sometimes. Listen, failing to create consistent content on two mediums is HARD WORK, OKAY???
When I'm not occasionally throwing content at the Internet to see what sticks, I am hoop dancing (or at least attempting to convince others to buy hoops from me).
I've also recently taken up sewing faces onto crocheted food products. OR HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN THE POTATO???
I really have no idea what to expect out of my entries for LJ Idol this go-around. My hopeful brain says they will be fiction. My practical brain says they will be rushed and unedited. BOTH BRAINS COULD BE CORRECT. We will just have to wait and see.
I also use caps lock too much. I'm not sorry.
You can turn off the music now.