WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT.
I would ask someone out there in livejournal land to purchase it for me, but I kind of want to buy it myself.
HOWEVER, if you would like to donate to the hoodie purchasing cause, I'd be willing to write short stories (about 1,000 words or so) about any topic* in exchange for an amount of money you feel is fair. A dollar is completely acceptable. Takers? Anyone? Bueller?
*WARNING: If you ask me to write porn, you will probably get the weirdest, most un-arousing porn ever in existence.